I finally taught that big guy a lesson!

Here's a little somethin' my English teacher gave me today. Enjoy.

I Finally Taught That Big Guy a Lesson!
-anonymous

I did not proboke the fight, so I feel no remorese for waht I was forced to do. We were arguing, adn seeing that I was right and he was wrong, he decided to fight to cover for his stupidity.
He swang at me first, but being in the top of condition, I was able to act quickly and block the punch neatly with my head.
Then I jumped to the ground knocking him down on me. After that, I placead my ear in his mouth and poked his finger several times with my eye.
His teeth hurt so much from the strength of my ear that he became irate and tried to kick me, but I cleverly blocked the onslaught with my ribs and face.
I leaped nimbly to my feet and ran to my car in hopes I would get away and save this man from my deadly hands. Before I could start the car, he pulled me fromt he still open door. I then proceeded to swing at himk, but only managed to hit myself in the head. TO this I said, "What's this? Two against one?" That was the final straw-I lost all control. There will be no mercy!!
Taking him in my death grip, I pounded him in the knee with my stomach-then hit him two or three times hard in the fist with my teeth! He had had it! I could tell. After that, he didn't even try to pick me up off the ground. He was too chicken!!

I don't know about you, but I thought this was pretty damn hilarious.

{M}

p.s.
Perspective is everything!